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Last week we gave a quick preview of everyone who participated and here we go again. This throwdown extravaganza of absolute anarchy went pretty well this week. Some nice verbal jabs and only one No-Show. Mike, the FSU rep, was apparently stuck in class. Whenever someone does not pick up their phone, we just make fun of their team. Since he is a fan of Florida State, it was REALLY FUCKING EASY!!!  No offense, of course.  By that I mean FSU has no F’in offense!

The podcast will be published HERE to download. Be sure to listen, decide who you think did best and vote.  Sign up HERE to do next weeks and win $100. It’s really easy people. Really easy. 

FSU vs. B.C. 

Taylor
repped Boston College. Since Mike did not show up, Taylor automatically
wins $100 plus other cool shiz. Damon D and the boys at BetUS.com know
how to take care of our members. Thank god too, because we are broke as
a really not funny joke!!!  Mike says he is down any time after this
and apologizes. We may accept his apology, but will still make fun of
him relentlessly.

Taylor did a good job despite the fact he lacked competition pushing him. Boston College plays Maryland next week so we’ll find someone who really like turtles wayyy too much and maybe he’ll double up. 

 MSU vs. UM

Brian Vornberg (aka hook14) came out repping MSU. He claims Michigan
State is his original favorite team even though he repped Georgia last
week because they are his current favorite team.  I’d call him a
bandwagon groupie, but hell, you’d think he’d pick different teams if
that were the case. Since every other MSU fan was too good for $100 and
really cool swag, guess what, Brian gets a chance at the mula once
again.  Freaking sweet, eh? Just remember us when trying to decide
where to submit an article Brian. DeathRattleSports (yeah!) or some Corporate
owned deuchebag monkey lickin’ content whore of a site (boo). That goes for
all of you!!!!

Nick Meyer (aka Itofficial) also gets another shot. He had to fill in for a PSU fan
last week that, guess what, did not pick up his freaking phone. I think
repping the Nittany Lions went against everything Nick stood for but we
appreciated it anyways. Nick is a die-hard UM fan and had is eyes on the
prize this week. He also seemed to really, really hate MSU which is
what we are looking for. If you’ve ever browsed the site you know Nick’s been with us from the start.

 LSU vs. Alabama

Jimmy
came out swinging for LSU and did a fantastic job. This was our best
head-to-head battle of the day if I must say so myself.  Jimmy is
pretty new around here but clearly knew WTF he was talking about. We
are going to have to con him into contributing to the site more often.
C’mon Jimmy, everyones doing it.  It’s fun. Nobody is going to get
hurt..haha

Seriously, you kicked ass and we appreciate it.

Our resident old person, JEH45, showed some real grit and determination
against us young whipper snappers. JEH45 did a great job playing to
role of a ‘Bama fan, but we all know he likes OSU. Still, he did a damn
fine job and "brought the funny" as onearmbandit likes to say. JEH45′s
comedic ways confuses the hell out of people around here because until
you hear him talk you don’t realize the guy probably could not even be
serious at a funeral. Thanks for helping out and way to rep it man.

We
are looking for true fans of these teams but as always
DeathRattleSports contributors filled the gaps when needed. Host Damon
D continues to amaze us how he can make us actually sound somewhat
intelligible. Last week’s leading vote getter, Nick Petrello (aka
onearmedbandit) did a great job co-hosting. For that we salute you.  Voting will
begin probably around noon eastern tomorrow. I’ll leave a comment when
that happens. Ideas are welcome on the forum. Thanks to everyone who participated.

Again, there
will be 3 new winners and $300 distributed total.  You get other cool
stuff like a swimsuit calendar, minus the vaseline from what I
understand. Next week we want more games covered and more people to
cover them. That means more money and prizes for college football die-hards. Thanks again!

email: admin@deathrattlesports.com if you have questions.