The wrong type of missile is launching from the Pentagon. Employees and contractors at the Missile Defense Agency were warned this week, in a one-page memo from MDA Executive Director John James Jr, to quit browsing inappropriate sites. Bloomberg.com cites that the memo said that detection came from government employees recently “engaging in inappropriate use of the MDA network.”

“Specifically, there have been instances of employees and contractors accessing websites, or transmitting messages, containing pornographic or sexually explicit images. These actions are not only unprofessional, they reflect time taken away from designated duties, are in clear violation of federal and DoD and regulations, consume network resources, and can compromise the security of the network though the introduction of malware or malicious code,” Director James issued.
The agency is one of the few that brings in more money than the porn industry raking in $7.7 billion or our nation’s fiscal mess. While they are tasked with primarily developing, sustaining, and upgrading the nation’s land and sea missile defense programs; they secondarily are worried about sustaining something else.

I mean come on, who hasn’t wanted to kick back at their desk and watch a peep show while on the clock? I may be guilty of sneaking in a text, peaking at Facebook, or rushing out a tweet or two. Proudly there is one thing I can say I have not considered doing, and that is turning on some good ol’ fashion XXX action. Granted my work computer is barely upgraded from Windows 98, but even if I had the most sophisticated of super sonic computers like at, oh let’s say, the Pentagon; I still don’t think I would have so little self control to have the fap cop alert my boss.

The memo carried a remind of the potential malware and easily creating security breeches into our most advanced of defense missiles. When going through important e-mails from Boeing Co., Lockhead Martin Corp, Raytheon Co., etc. that there will be tons of spam blasting the MDA office about if they want to enlarge their pants missiles or claim free money from a long lost Tunisian Prince.

Thankfully this activity was found before something big enough reached the history pages. America has been caught with her pants down before: Pearl Harbor, September 11th, and now the next great war may be launched with America caught with her pants down in a different way.

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